- 17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
- 20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
still one of my favorite posts on tumblr
i like to imagine that Thor gets lots of tea party invitations from little girls who look up to him, and he actually goes. he sits there and lets the girls braid his hair and paint his nails and he lets them try on his helmet and try to hold Mjolnir. soon the little…
I just love the fact that Silena, Piper and Drew are all daughters of Aphrodite. They represent very well the diversity of personality that the goddess can give for their children. The first is delicate and romantic, the second is sloppy and pretty effortless and the third is sassy and a bit mean.